King of the Hill : Quotes by Hank Hill


"Why would anyone ever smoke weed when they could just mow a lawn?"


"Ginseng tea?? I'm not gonna get hopped up on dope!"



"The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane.
And I'm tricking her out all over this town." ("Ho Yeah!")


"An F in English? Bobby, you speak English!"



"I don't have an anger problem I have an idiot problem"



"GAY! I'm not gay! I sell propane and propane accessories!"


"(referring to his son Bobby)
That boy ain't right."

"He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt.

He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would fully suffice.

This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once.

Heroism at command, senseless brutality, deplorable love-of-country stance, how violently I hate all this, how despicable an ignorable war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action!
It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."

--- Albert Einstein

"Everyone has inside of him a piece of good news.
The good news is that you don't know how great you can be!
How much you can love!
What you can accomplish!
And what your potential is!"

---Anne Frank