King of the Hill : Quotes by Hank Hill


"Why would anyone ever smoke weed when they could just mow a lawn?"


"Ginseng tea?? I'm not gonna get hopped up on dope!"



"The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane.
And I'm tricking her out all over this town." ("Ho Yeah!")


"An F in English? Bobby, you speak English!"



"I don't have an anger problem I have an idiot problem"



"GAY! I'm not gay! I sell propane and propane accessories!"


"(referring to his son Bobby)
That boy ain't right."

Tv / Seinfeld Quotes

"Is it a problem that I'm not really religious?"
"Not for me."
"Why not?"
"I'm not the one going to hell."
- Elaine and Puddy, in "The Burning"