King of the Hill : Quotes by Hank Hill


"Why would anyone ever smoke weed when they could just mow a lawn?"


"Ginseng tea?? I'm not gonna get hopped up on dope!"



"The only woman I'm pimping from now on is Sweet Lady Propane.
And I'm tricking her out all over this town." ("Ho Yeah!")


"An F in English? Bobby, you speak English!"



"I don't have an anger problem I have an idiot problem"



"GAY! I'm not gay! I sell propane and propane accessories!"


"(referring to his son Bobby)
That boy ain't right."

“Why is marijuana against the law?
It grows naturally upon our planet.
Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?”

Bill Hicks

“I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug.

Marijuana is an herb and a flower.

God put it here.

If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?”

~ Willie Nelson

An addict is someone who uses their body to tell society that something is wrong
Stella Adler (1901 – 1992)

nnual drug deaths:
tobacco: 395,000,
alcohol: 125,000;
‘legal drugs’: 38,000,
illegal drug overdoses: 5,200,
marijuana, 0.

Considering government subsidies of tobacco, just what is our government protecting us from in the drug war? -William A. Turnbow

It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
Keep that in mind at all times.”

- Bill Hicks

How absurd is a law that seeks to classify a plant as a crime, as if there were something feloniously wrong with nature?

- Justice Jim Staples, Sydney 1980

The danger in illegalising marijuana… is that you make criminals out of some of the most intelligent and sensitive people in the country.

- Allen Ginsberg

“To get high is to forget yourself, and to forget yourself is to see everything else, and to see everything else is to become an understanding molecule in evolution, a conscious tool of the universe.”

– Jerry Garcia

Here is my final point.
About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else.
What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body – as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?

Bill Hicks

If cannabis were unknown,and bioprospectors were suddenly to find it in some remote mountain crevice, its discovery would no doubt be hailed as a medical breakthrough. Scientists would praise its potential for treating everything from pain to cancer, and marvel at its pharmacopoeimamany.”

The Economist

My choice is what I choose to do,
and if I’m causing no harm it shouldn’t bother you.
Your choice is who you choose to be,
and if your causing no harm then your alright with me.”

Ben Harper

It’s not a War on Drugs…
No! this is a War on non-corporate drugs”

Woody Harrelson – 2000

Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.”

Bob Marley

Marge, it’s making my eyes better, and it’s legal.
I can walk up to the president and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he’ll just have to sit there, groovin’ on it.

Homer/ The Simpsons